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And finally from Woot, come on guys, a million bucks for shipping? It's not like there's going to be a Mariachi band or... oh.
He’ll land in your front yard or on the roof of your apartment building in an AH-64 Apache helicopter and kneel before you to present your crap on a pillow woven from threads of pure platinum and stuffed with manatee whiskers, to fanfare from an 84-piece mariachi orchestra. If there’s a better way to spend a million dollars, we hope you don’t think of it.
Of course, that may seem extravagant to those of you of more limited means. So for a mere $350,000, we’ll hire the most beautiful skydivers we can find of the gender of your choice to parachute down to you with the crap concealed somewhere on their bodies. You’ll have to search them for it. Whatever you find is yours. And take as long as you want – you paid for it. Just enter the coupon code BODYCAVITY when you check out.
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First major implementation of Google's new CADIE system. Gmail Autopilot answers the mail.
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Qualcomm branches into the wireless extreme with a breathtaking array of convergence tools.
Ubiquitous Digital Networking
Interconnectivity has never been more important. Digital networks serve up more and more of our entertainment, information, and communication than ever. Indeed, our ability to easily connect with each other is the foundation of our daily lives.
Qualcomm, with its newly developed convergence program, seeks to create the first truly ubiquitous digital network so that everyone, everywhere, can find themselves connected.
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Guardian Newspaper, after 188 years of ink, switches entirely over to twitter... including archives. FINALLY!
Consolidating its position at the cutting edge of new media technology, the Guardian today announces that it will become the first newspaper in the world to be published exclusively via Twitter, the sensationally popular social networking service that has transformed online communication.
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